another day of being bi and pretending men don’t exist…….winning 💋💅🏾
I nod to myself, as I take a drag of the spliff I’m smoking in my bathroom so my roommates don’t know
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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
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Bold of you to assume I’m not doing all four at the same time.
(Source: he-l-l, via hustlerose)
To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before But I Didn’t Realise Because Of Compulsory Heterosexuality
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I had a dream that obama was smoking a cig then turned to me and said “I pity the fool that lives like you”
you got one of those Dream Obama Quotes I’m so jealous
reblog to get your own dream Obama quote in the relatively near future
(Source: llches, via surprisebitch)
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
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I went to an Ed Sheeran concert, but instead of Ed performing, Charles Boyle from Brooklyn Nine-Nine was on stage.
WAT THE FUCK. WAT THE FUCKING FUCK I HOPE HE DIES. I DIDNT KNOW THE EXTENT OF WAT HE DID WAT THE FUCK.
cant ever forget.
(Source: onyourleftbooob, via perks-of-being-chinese)
@shaiamariaight so when is chris brown getting jumped 👀
he needs to like yesterday smh
have any of yall read the full description of him beating rihanna? i mean like the official police one
So y'all can read it for yourselves, I went and found it:
Christopher Brown and Robyn F. have been involved in a dating relationship for approx one and half years. On Sunday, February 8, 2009 at 0025 hours, Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robin F. picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with. A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. **Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approximate one inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.**
**Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, “I am going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!” **Robyn F. picked her cellular telephone and called her personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales at [redacted]. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voicemail greeting was playing, Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, “I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” (This statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured as a message). After Robyn F. faked the call, **Brown and looked at her and stated, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you.” Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.** Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford.** Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.**
Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular phone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and **before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. ** He stopped the vehicle in front of [redacted] and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. **Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F’s. left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gauge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order (EPO).**
that’s ya bae tho right?Horrifying. I never read the whole thing
fucking sick and y'all still stan
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